Aliens will probably be like "Oof, ping times to your galaxy are high... Here's some rollback netcode for intergalactic DM."

Rollback netcode might be good for games, not so much for conversations.

DM=deathmatch, not direct messaging.

Super 3D Noah's Ark, then?

"Sir, it appears the humans only require two of every creature."

"Very well, we shall start the optimization process with them."

One of my favorite copypasta, for it’s cosmic level of deranged belligerence:

“A LETTER TO ALL ALIENS SPYING ON EARTH'S WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS:

DEAR ALIENS, IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT NASA AND THE SPACE NERD SCIENTISTS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT OF ALL THE PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENTS OF PLANET EARTH. ALL OF US COLLECTIVELY, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, THINK THAT:

• EVERY ALIEN IS A SON OF A BITCH

• WE WILL WIN ANY SPACE WAR

• OUR ENTIRE PLANET IS A BOMB

• FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION IGNORE EVERYTHING THEY PUT ON VOYAGER 1”