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VCE -- http://vce.com Richardson, TX USA / Durham, NC USA / Marlborough, MA USA / Las Vegas, NV USA / Santa Clara, CA USA / Mahon, Cork Ireland

VCE seeks to simplify the data center experience for Enterprise and Service Providers globally. VCE is an EMC Federation Company with investments from Cisco and VMware. VCE has already surpassed a $2B annualized demand run-rate and over seven consecutive quarters of greater than 50% year-over-year demand growth.

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I always knew that sentient cheese wheels were the key technology missing from my stack. Unfortunately, the self lubricating sea slugs still proved too brittle for my applications.

Thanks for giving me a great laugh this afternoon.


:)


Take a look at http://exitround.com


If you have any UCS C240 M3's then you may have SimpliVity options to explore. https://www.simplivity.com/products/omnistack-cisco-ucs/


Only on a Saturday would this make it to the top of HN.


I am curious why you said that?


This is just a guess, but maybe because our CIOs all screen our web traffic and would be offended to learn they wasted so much money on these products?

Crap I left my VPN on!!!


VCE -- http://vce.com Richardson, TX USA / Durham, NC USA / Marlborough, MA USA / Las Vegas, NV USA / Santa Clara, CA USA

VCE seeks to simplify the data center experience for Enterprise and Service Providers globally. VCE is an EMC Federation Company with investments from Cisco and VMware. VCE recently surpassed a $2B annualized demand run-rate and a seventh consecutive quarter of greater than 50% year-over-year demand growth.

Do you want to ride the rocket ship and work on interesting things?

Go here: http://UnicornJockey.com

Keyword soup: analysis, design and development of service based components using React, Angular, Dojo, SOAP, WSDL, RESTful, using XML/JSON standards; performing front-end development using JavaScript, JQuery and AJAX; in performing back-end development using SQL, PL/SQL and stored procedures in Oracle; in Java/J2EE, JPT (Java Performance Tuning) technologies and ORM frameworks including iBatis, Hibernate, JPA, Struts, Spring and Spring AOP/MVC; in using Web and Application Servers including WebSphere and Tomcat; and in performing, building and deploying software components using Jenkins, Maven; experience living the dream with OpenStack, CoreOS, Docker, combinatorial optimization, VMI algo, Data Center Infrastructure Management, OASIS SCA, TOSCA, DMTF OVF, CIM, CIMI, OCP, OGF OCCI, ODCA PEAT, unicorns, turtles, rainbows, sentient cheese wheels, self lubricating sea slugs, etc...


can you talk about the sentient cheese wheels in more detail?


Yes, but you have to sign an NDA.

(Neufchatel Dauphin Azeitao)


Replying so I can find and follow up later :)


Actually, not that it matters for this thread other than to speculate...

What if every IP enabled commercial video monitoring device [1] on the planet were now able to have a functional and durable dynamic DNS service, ostensibly, for what comes next [2]?

[1] http://www.axis.com/products/index.htm [2] http://www.canon.com/news/2015/feb10e.html


+10 years on LinkedIn +2000 connections Lots of recommendations and endorsements

and I wiped it all

BTW, I'm running this tweet update series when people actually notice.

https://twitter.com/JayCuthrell/status/551254076164288513

Spoiler alert: < 0.2% of my "connections" noticed


VCE -- http://vce.com Richardson, TX USA / Durham, NC / Cork, Ireland / Marlborough, MA USA / REMOTE

VCE is an EMC Federation Company with investments from Cisco and VMware. VCE recently surpassed a $2B annualized demand run-rate and a sixth consecutive quarter of greater than 50% year-over-year demand growth. Want to ride the rocket ship and work on interesting things?

- Senior Software Engineers - Manager, Software Engineering - Principal Product Manager Systems Management Software - Consultant Program Manager Software Products and Operations - Software Quality Assurance Engineer - Principal Program Manager Software Products - Consultant Product Marketing Manager Software and Systems Management

More listings are available by going to http://UnicornJockey.com

Keyword soup: analysis, design and development of service based components using React, Angular, Dojo, SOAP, WSDL, RESTful, using XML/JSON standards; performing front-end development using JavaScript, JQuery and AJAX; in performing back-end development using SQL, PL/SQL and stored procedures in Oracle; in Java/J2EE, JPT (Java Performance Tuning) technologies and ORM frameworks including iBatis, Hibernate, JPA, Struts, Spring and Spring AOP/MVC; in using Web and Application Servers including WebSphere and Tomcat; and in performing, building and deploying software components using Jenkins, Maven. OpenStack, CoreOS, Docker, combinatorial optimization, VMI algo, unicorns, turtles, rainbows, sentient cheese wheels, self lubricating sea slugs, etc...

p.s. If you are a currently at a startup working in Data Center Infrastructure Management, OASIS SCA / TOSCA, DMTF OVF / CIM / CIMI, OGF OCCI, and/or ODCA PEAT please contact me: jay dot cuthrell at vce.com


Timely. I did a "big data" presentation yesterday and hoped to convey how important it was to read original source materials to form opinions and avoid the hype.

Since slide decks get busy I moved my bibliography of links to a gist. So, while it didn't factor into my presentation I've now added this blog post. :-)

https://gist.github.com/JayCuthrell/8bcd9597d37a8602c639


VCE -- http://vce.com Richardson, TX USA / Durham, NC / Cork, Ireland / Marlborough, MA USA / REMOTE

VCE is an EMC Federation Company with investments from Cisco and VMware. VCE recently surpassed a $2B annualized demand run-rate and a sixth consecutive quarter of greater than 50% year-over-year demand growth. Want to ride the rocket ship and work on interesting things?

Here is just a sample... more available by going to http://UnicornJockey.com

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- Principal Product Manager Systems Management Software http://rolp.co/dQiU6

- Consultant Program Manager Software Products and Operations http://rolp.co/pKwa7

- Software Quality Assurance Engineer http://rolp.co/pKwa7

- Principal Program Manager Software Products http://rolp.co/eWeG6

- Consultant Product Marketing Manager Software and Systems Management http://rolp.co/sQHh7

Keyword soup: analysis, design and development of service based components using SOAP, WSDL, RESTful, using XML/JSON standards; performing front-end development using JavaScript, JQuery and AJAX; in performing back-end development using SQL, PL/SQL and stored procedures in Oracle; in Java/J2EE, JPT (Java Performance Tuning) technologies and ORM frameworks including iBatis, Hibernate, JPA, Struts, Spring and Spring AOP/MVC; in using Web and Application Servers including WebSphere and Tomcat; and in performing, building and deploying software components using Jenkins, Maven. OpenStack, CoreOS, Docker, combinatorial optimization, VMI algo, unicorns, turtles, rainbows, self lubricating sea slugs, etc...

p.s. If you are a currently at a startup working in Data Center Infrastructure Management, OASIS SCA / TOSCA, DMTF OVF / CIM / CIMI, OGF OCCI, and/or ODCA PEAT please contact me: jay dot cuthrell at vce.com


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