Don't wanna be pedantic but I think the line was:

"The story you're about to hear is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up but the problems are real."

Honestly surprised I remember that gag since it's been ages since I watched that show but I did love those segments. It was like the Square One answer to 3-2-1 Contact's "Bloodhound Gang".

I was also sad to see the Ghostwriter series (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwriter_%28TV_series%29) disappear.

I still use LJBAD as an "enable this for debugging" symbol on the off chance that someone else used DEBUG.

Go ahead an be pedantic; I looked up a video right after I made that comment and saw my error. :)