And suddenly I'm having flashbacks to one New Years eve party where I ended up flying from SF to Edinburgh and having a mate get me into it because he knew the bouncer, arriving just in time for the whole fucking place to be coming up at the same time coz everyone timed it for midnight and the pounding music and everyone off their tits and it was like that scene at the beginning of Blade but without the blood or the scary sword just hooj choons (it was a long time ago) and sure, no, just dining out mate. Dining out is the only fun to be had for young adults anywhere, I am so sorry, please tell me you are still young and if so get your arse to a large, culturally aware city.