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>I'd slide off the hood and get their plates and then they'd be in jail and I would walk into the courtroom with a neck brace and get my payout.

And that constant neck pain, limited mobility and/or arthritis that creep their way into your neck as you get old as a result would be so worth it.



I'd be getting that anyway when I get old, or I could be arthritic and also riding off the dividends of my massive settlement I had in my youth which I promptly would throw in the market.




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