Reading this, I’m wondering why we settled on those particular questions, as a civilization. The civilization next door must have a slew of “What is your address?” / “Record your voice!” / “Scream ‘NETFLIX’ to the street” / “Upload your fingerprint to get access to our free content” dialogs.

Extreme view: The user agent needs to be "shrunk down and drowned in a bathtub".

Wouldn't it be easier to simply build a larger bathtub?