I would love chat with all of the following, maybe let them chat to each other: an gmail me from Google, a Hacker News comment me, a Reddit comment me, an iMessage chats me from Apple, a telegram me, and a WhatsApp/Facebook post me from meta.

I feel as though Google gmail me would be very efficient and wooden, and the iMessage me would be most authentic because that's the one I chat to my family and partner on. WhatsApp/Facebook has exclusively jokes I've made on social media and chats with my best friend, so they would be not-a-serious-person at all.

I think I've stumbled upon a plot for something here, I'd love to see this as a thing.