We're extremely proud to announce that ToasterDream has raised $323M in Series A funds, and we look forward to many years of exciting developments ahead. As the CEO I'd like to personally assure our loyal customers that taking this funding will not compromise the quality of our goods and services — rather, quite the opposite! In fact, in just the first month since we secured this funding with our investors, we have already managed to create an entirely new product! It's called ToasterDream Ultra, and allows users to toast up to 8 images simultaneously for just $5.99/month...
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