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Elevator music ...

Hmm, perhaps there is a business model there: an elevator that writes music about the people inside the elevator, and adapts as the situation changes.



I go full dystopian. Elevator music that delivers your compliance trainings in the corporate world...



And requires you to sing-along to reach desired floor.


Same, but with ads instead. Sing "mountain dew is for me and you" to get to your floor.


Sounds like a skit from Bourniston.



Let's not.

Unless you want the AI equivalent of this Family Guy sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvWvfCSZ8M


That wasn’t even the Family Guy sketch I was thinking of!

“Red-headed lady, gonna eat an apple. She breathes on it first, wipes it on her bloooouuuuse…”



That could be very wholesome, but I doubt anyone would be willing to operate an unsupervised real-time generative AI that sings to random people.


Instant dystopia

Custom audio and video advertising based on profiling and location

Looking at my spam folder what my world will look like then


No need for AI or face recognition to do that: BT equipped system in elevator detects phones through their Bluetooth Device Address (sort of MAC address for BT), then calls a central repository of names to pair that phone with an identity, DNS style, then calls an advertising seller (for example, Google) that will happily give back the appropriate ads according to target, time, location and context. Or, in a even more dystopian and much simpler scenario: some system app in the phone detects a beacon in the elevator through the above Device Address, then calls home (again, Google and others) and receives the ads to be shown in the elevator (or any other place with a audio/video system plus BT).


My immediate thought too when I heard this one from that other AI music app that was on the front page yesterday.

It's a description (Wikipedia intro by the looks) of Cola, but could easily be droning on about Coca Cola specifically while you're stuck in a lift.

https://sonauto.ai/songs/rsNs3yET01kQrFGiT1qS

We're gonna need adblock enabled earbuds soon lol


"Where do you want to go for lunch?"

[song slowly morphs into popular restaurant chain theme]




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