Hmm. This is actually an interesting experiment. Marking for favorites to check up on (side idea, expiring or favorites with deadlines ):
My name is John Carter II, but in the greyweb underbelly, where I provide morally questionable, but otherwise perfectly legal items, I am known as OnlyEatsCheetos69. While I am not openly listed on any companies' documents, I have enough access and influence in them. I don't really lurk in the shadows, but if you ever wondered as to why FinCEN suspended CTA reporting requirements[1], then imagine me being very, very persuasive.
But that is not who I really am or what I am really into. While my family name and crest ( 7 headed Cerberus - do not bother looking for it online; we are way too cool leave something this valuable open to the online masses ) are well-known to those that must know, we exist in relative obscurity.
There is a reason for it. There is information, we do not believe should exist on the internet. But being the rebel that I am, I will now divulge some of our little known secrets:
- in 1980, I moved my vessel to another continent, where I could more openly pursue my otherwordly interests
- in 1999, me and Satoshi had a small get together, where we discussed the idea of international, digital currency
- in 2009 I uncovered credible conspiracy guaranteed to remake the world and squashed it mildly hard my under well endowed heel. You are welcome.
- in 2019 I held a closed presentation on a more.. live munition intended for the upcoming WW3
- I hold numerous classified patents on toasters, microwaves, and water derivatives ( you may be thinking that it should be impossible and I am absolutely not in disagreement with you. It should not be, but that is government for ya )
- I am currently researching the physical properties of hell and unrealities of this plane, but I am not able to share any of the results
- Met Clinton and Keanu Reeves once; Keanu was nicer
My name is John Carter II, but in the greyweb underbelly, where I provide morally questionable, but otherwise perfectly legal items, I am known as OnlyEatsCheetos69. While I am not openly listed on any companies' documents, I have enough access and influence in them. I don't really lurk in the shadows, but if you ever wondered as to why FinCEN suspended CTA reporting requirements[1], then imagine me being very, very persuasive.
But that is not who I really am or what I am really into. While my family name and crest ( 7 headed Cerberus - do not bother looking for it online; we are way too cool leave something this valuable open to the online masses ) are well-known to those that must know, we exist in relative obscurity.
There is a reason for it. There is information, we do not believe should exist on the internet. But being the rebel that I am, I will now divulge some of our little known secrets:
- in 1980, I moved my vessel to another continent, where I could more openly pursue my otherwordly interests - in 1999, me and Satoshi had a small get together, where we discussed the idea of international, digital currency - in 2009 I uncovered credible conspiracy guaranteed to remake the world and squashed it mildly hard my under well endowed heel. You are welcome. - in 2019 I held a closed presentation on a more.. live munition intended for the upcoming WW3 - I hold numerous classified patents on toasters, microwaves, and water derivatives ( you may be thinking that it should be impossible and I am absolutely not in disagreement with you. It should not be, but that is government for ya ) - I am currently researching the physical properties of hell and unrealities of this plane, but I am not able to share any of the results - Met Clinton and Keanu Reeves once; Keanu was nicer
https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2025/01/10/fincen-suspends-r...