Did you route the support requests to /dev/null as well?

Haha, I guess support.google.com is an ACID compliant database as well.

My /dev/null of choice is https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/

This is how a lot of big tech companies scale support.

We've never had a support request either!

It's great. We saw a 2000% throughput increase on our business analytics platform when we switched to a /dev/null backend.