The closely related function Col' which also divides 3n+1 by 2 in the odd case, is concisely represented by the 65-bit lambda calculus term λ1(λλλ31(λλ2(421)))(λλ1)1(λλ1) operating on Church numerals [1]. It starts from the pair of numbers n and 0 and then performs n iterations of swapping the numbers after incrementing the first. Its lambda diagram is
Since the Collatz conjecture is not (known to be) finitely refutable, we cannot encode it as a program whose termination decides the conjecture. If the existence of diverging orbits were disproven though, then we could.
That's a good point & also surprising that such a simple dynamical process can not be proven one way or the other to be an instance of a terminating or non-terminating computation.