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From Wayne's World (1992):

		Kids know dick.
		I watch 'em in my arcades.


		They stand like lab rats hitting
		the feeder bar to get food pellets.


		As long as they pump in quarters,
		who gives a shit?


		Let me ask you.


		What's your single biggest problem
		in the arcade business?


		Well, uh, keeping the customer
		informed of new product.


		Like our new game called Zantar.


		Zantar is a gelatinous cube
		that eats warriors in a village.


		If you eat a chieftain,
		you go up a level.


		Beauty is, you can't
		get to the next level,


		kids keep coughing up quarters.


		Gelatinous cube eats village.
		It's terrific.


Reminds me of playing games like R-Type in the arcade as a kid. When you died you had about 5 seconds to decide whether to continue or not.

Continuing was always the wrong choice as you would find yourself on the hard level with level 1 weaponry.




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