Kids know dick.
I watch 'em in my arcades.
They stand like lab rats hitting
the feeder bar to get food pellets.
As long as they pump in quarters,
who gives a shit?
Let me ask you.
What's your single biggest problem
in the arcade business?
Well, uh, keeping the customer
informed of new product.
Like our new game called Zantar.
Zantar is a gelatinous cube
that eats warriors in a village.
If you eat a chieftain,
you go up a level.
Beauty is, you can't
get to the next level,
kids keep coughing up quarters.
Gelatinous cube eats village.
It's terrific.