You're not taking crazy pills. The difference is you're not a Linux hacker that switched because it was hip and who never bothered to put 1/10th of the effort into understanding OS X, and now is complaining because it's not linux and switching back (which is now hip since google declared Apple evil for innovating)
This is just another in the weekly 5 minutes of hate on Apple that Hipster News loves to perpetuate.
> Linux hacker that switched because it was hip and who never bothered to put 1/10th of the effort into understanding OS X
Put two minutes into understanding this[1] and then come back and tell me I'm a hipster douchebag because I needed my damned second screen.
[1] OSX lion 10.7 full screen apps disables second monitor. https://discussions.apple.com/thread/3204004 (and hundreds, if not thousands, of duplicate threads for 10.7 and 10.8)
Or use one of the many apps that give you all sorts of window controls (including a nice maximize shortcut) like SizeUp (no connection, but happy user).
This is just another in the weekly 5 minutes of hate on Apple that Hipster News loves to perpetuate.